Friday, September 15, 2006

Must See TV

Ok....last night I had every intention of going to bed early....but I made the mistake of turning on HBO. I got caught up in SHOCK VIDEO 2002: AMERICA UNDERCOVER.

Sweet baby Jesus......This show is OFF DA CHAIN....

I will post more stories from it...but short version is they were showing late night tv shows from around the globe. You know....like we have "Skin"amax (late night cinemax soft porn)

Anyway....1st story. Japan's Ejaculation Championship (I shit you not) The contestants: Fukuhard (blond hi-lights in a long ass feathered sweepback hairdo ... with earrings...) Cumonyu, and Yousukme.

Now....the object: Who ejaculates the most jism in a 24 hour period.... The had Japanese whores (I assume they were...from the looks of the men...the women could NOT have volunteered) to help them out...sucky sucky...fucky fucky....titucky (titty fucking)....you get the picture....

anyway...the winner..... That's right....the Japanese flamer Fukuhard won....though I am surprised he was able to jizz with women helping....anyway....

More stories from this cool ass show later....

Peace out from the East Coast!!....gotta love cable tv, or in my case Direct TV.....

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