First...do not read until you wake up. Now your rant makes you look retarded and delusional.
If I had seen a homeless hobo take a DUMP anywhere in my vicinity...you can bet your sweet ass I would go the hell home.
That being said....Baltimore Inner City is a ghetto...and a shit hole...you are right. But I only WORK there.....and it is not bad....most of the homeless people are quite funny.
Just that one dude grossed me out and I stood off to the side staring open-mouthed at him.
And the fact you run hobos over makes me laugh....I love that about you....I wish I could....but they are not on my side of the garage.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Baltimore Is Still A Shithole...But...
My rant still stands...but I read my twin's shit at 6am and misinterpreted her post. I thought she said that the hobo grabbed a cup and took a "dump" in it and drank it....not "dump" other contents and drink it. Minor oops.
Still fucking nasty and Baltimore is still nasty.
Cali-Ho
Still fucking nasty and Baltimore is still nasty.
Cali-Ho
Baltimore Is A Shithole....
Ok...I am very disturbed, to say the least, about the level of nastiness and poverty in Baltimore. Jesus Christ...hobos out here drink latte's and have their own MP3 players and beg money for a crossiant special at the local deli. But my ghetto-infested twin...I must give some serious props for actually going to work after seeing his Folgers a "brown shower", cuz I would have to urp a lil' and call into work, "Yo...Glenna...I need to speak to Livin' La Vida Loca (my Latina CEO)...waiting....waiting...Carmela? MIRA! I am outside of the building but my ass is rollin' home...why??? WHY??? Well, I do not think that hobos laying fecal burritos in grande cups and grubbin' on it is a conducive environment for my genius...you need to TCB (take care of bidnass for those ebonically challenged). Comprende? Palabra (word)."
But that is Cali...this is Baltimore...let's talk about it. Baltimore is a SHITHOLE. I know. I have been there. I was scared...and my ass has no problem rollin' to Oakland. SCARY! It is not the one of the most dangerous cities for nothing, yo. And I am scared for my ghetto/crime/hobo-foochie-eatin'-subjected twin. I am serious...muthafucking Colombia and the Congo are safer places. Screw Brad Pitt and Bono trying to raise money to save Africa...they need to have a fundraiser for Baltimore.
I am sorry boo-boos that you live in such a crappy place....I raise my Napa Valley tannons to you....chillin' outside at a nice 80 degrees and hobo-free.
And yes...I am expecting your crap about how I run them over, but that is one less hobo eating poo in front of me.
Peace out...
Cali-Ho
But that is Cali...this is Baltimore...let's talk about it. Baltimore is a SHITHOLE. I know. I have been there. I was scared...and my ass has no problem rollin' to Oakland. SCARY! It is not the one of the most dangerous cities for nothing, yo. And I am scared for my ghetto/crime/hobo-foochie-eatin'-subjected twin. I am serious...muthafucking Colombia and the Congo are safer places. Screw Brad Pitt and Bono trying to raise money to save Africa...they need to have a fundraiser for Baltimore.
I am sorry boo-boos that you live in such a crappy place....I raise my Napa Valley tannons to you....chillin' outside at a nice 80 degrees and hobo-free.
And yes...I am expecting your crap about how I run them over, but that is one less hobo eating poo in front of me.
Peace out...
Cali-Ho
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Crazy Homeless People Part II
Ahhh....another day in the ghetto.
SO I am rolling to work...again sipping on my non-fat white choco mocha from Starbuckies and I turn the corner to.... an ambulance outside of my building.
So now I am curious...but it wasn't a good curious....it was a "What the fuck is going on now?" curious.
So by the time I get to the door....said ambulance is gone. But I get the scoop from my homegirl the security guard.
She says...and I paraphrase quote "I got here this morning and THREE ma-fuckas are sleeping in the got damn doorway....three of 'em. So I told them they had to get up....well two of 'em did...the third guy talking about he can't get up ...he can't move I better call the ambulance...."
She she gives me one of her looks and continues. "Why, Dawn? Why they gotta do that shit to me early in the morning? I thought that shit was gonna stop when 'Our Daily Bread' (a homeless eatery) moved....so why they gotta sleep on our stoop? Why Dawn? Lord Jesus why?"
By now I am laughing too hard to answer her so I said as I walked to the elevators. "It's your own damn fault for putting those flowers out there....they think it's a hotel...you don't see there asses sleeping by the library......cause they think that is there bathroom...this building is the bedroom...."
As she gave me the evil eye....I took a sip of my WCM latter and laughed again as the doors closed and I began my day....
Until tomorrow kiddies....
PEACE! to the homeless
-The Hotness
SO I am rolling to work...again sipping on my non-fat white choco mocha from Starbuckies and I turn the corner to.... an ambulance outside of my building.
So now I am curious...but it wasn't a good curious....it was a "What the fuck is going on now?" curious.
So by the time I get to the door....said ambulance is gone. But I get the scoop from my homegirl the security guard.
She says...and I paraphrase quote "I got here this morning and THREE ma-fuckas are sleeping in the got damn doorway....three of 'em. So I told them they had to get up....well two of 'em did...the third guy talking about he can't get up ...he can't move I better call the ambulance...."
She she gives me one of her looks and continues. "Why, Dawn? Why they gotta do that shit to me early in the morning? I thought that shit was gonna stop when 'Our Daily Bread' (a homeless eatery) moved....so why they gotta sleep on our stoop? Why Dawn? Lord Jesus why?"
By now I am laughing too hard to answer her so I said as I walked to the elevators. "It's your own damn fault for putting those flowers out there....they think it's a hotel...you don't see there asses sleeping by the library......cause they think that is there bathroom...this building is the bedroom...."
As she gave me the evil eye....I took a sip of my WCM latter and laughed again as the doors closed and I began my day....
Until tomorrow kiddies....
PEACE! to the homeless
-The Hotness
Monday, June 04, 2007
Crazy Homeless People
Ok...as we all know...I am now working for a non-profit agency. It is located in the cit-ay. I mean the heart of Baltimore City. Now I am surrounded by homeless people as I make my block and a half trek from the garage to my building.
The other morning I am walking, listening to my mp3 player....sipping my latte when I see.....wait for it....the NASTIEST shit I have ever seen. I could only stare open mouthed as a homeless man dug in the TRASH for half empty bottles of drinkable liquid and proceeded to dump all of them into a cup and DRINK IT.
Yes I said drink it. I'll wait while you all gag.
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Back? Good. Now I will only say this.....I am not sure ALL of that liquid was actually soda/water/juice. You know what I'm sayin? How many guys have ever peed in a bottle? And we all know how nasty homeless people can be? Remember Antwon? On In Living Color? Exactly.....
That's all for now....until lata.
Peace Out
The Hotness
The other morning I am walking, listening to my mp3 player....sipping my latte when I see.....wait for it....the NASTIEST shit I have ever seen. I could only stare open mouthed as a homeless man dug in the TRASH for half empty bottles of drinkable liquid and proceeded to dump all of them into a cup and DRINK IT.
Yes I said drink it. I'll wait while you all gag.
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Back? Good. Now I will only say this.....I am not sure ALL of that liquid was actually soda/water/juice. You know what I'm sayin? How many guys have ever peed in a bottle? And we all know how nasty homeless people can be? Remember Antwon? On In Living Color? Exactly.....
That's all for now....until lata.
Peace Out
The Hotness