Monday, June 04, 2007

Crazy Homeless People

Ok...as we all know...I am now working for a non-profit agency. It is located in the cit-ay. I mean the heart of Baltimore City. Now I am surrounded by homeless people as I make my block and a half trek from the garage to my building.

The other morning I am walking, listening to my mp3 player....sipping my latte when I see.....wait for it....the NASTIEST shit I have ever seen. I could only stare open mouthed as a homeless man dug in the TRASH for half empty bottles of drinkable liquid and proceeded to dump all of them into a cup and DRINK IT.

Yes I said drink it. I'll wait while you all gag.
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Back? Good. Now I will only say this.....I am not sure ALL of that liquid was actually soda/water/juice. You know what I'm sayin? How many guys have ever peed in a bottle? And we all know how nasty homeless people can be? Remember Antwon? On In Living Color? Exactly.....

That's all for now....until lata.

Peace Out
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